About Me:

My name is Alan and I'm a gamer. I can beat almost any game in no time, and I'll pwn anyone in a head-to-head challenge, just ask Carlo! I also have mad programming skillz and a pet alien named Zwert.

Favorite Quote:

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will
- Mahatma Gandhi

Favorite Food:



Video games, sci-fi, coding


December 19 2007

Premiere of Email Hugs

Today I open Email Hugs to the world. After extensive testing, I can now say that it is free of bugs and viruses. No thanks to Dr. Keen. Email Hugs will let you designate members on your friends list to receive a hug via email at a time specified by you. You can even personalize the image that it sends. So spread some good cheer. Send a Hug today.

posted by Alan

December 14 2007

Advancing with Dana

Dana's a sweet kid. Don't get me wrong. I was flattered when she invited me to the Halloween Ball. But she's too distracting to be around right now. Just last week she tried to help me fix Email Hugs, and after I wouldn't let her, she started planning a party to celebrate when I finally open it to the public. I've had to hide in the server room to get some peace and quiet so I can finish my work.

posted by Alan

December 11 2007

Secret Community

Dr. Keen's been too busy looking at our security systems to help me with my Email Hugs problems. So I've been digging around at various online communities for help. Everywhere I went I kept hearing rumors about a group that operates underground. They find you, not the other way around.

Just yesterday I got an invite from them. I know what Betty says about secret groups like this, but it's not like it is a hacker group. They are just extremely bright and friendly people who help each other out for the challenge of it.

posted by Alan

December 3 2007

First Knowledge

While Officer Ward and Dr. Keen were busy chasing down skeletons, I detected the first problems with the email system while I was working on Email Hugs. I am beginning to wonder just how much the entire faculty actually knows. I'm starting to feel confined here.

posted by Alan