May 10, 2010
WHY!?!?!
I knew we shouldn’t have let Captain Wits fill the piñata. I knew it. But did I stop it? No. I thought, “Hey, maybe this time he won’t do something weird! Maybe he’ll just fill it with candies or small toys or, you know, other normal stuff.” I don’t know what I was thinking.
So there we were, standing in the cafeteria. It was Alan’s turn to smack the Trojan Horse-shaped piñata with the stick. He stepped up, swung mightily, and CRACK! A direct hit! The piñata split open and we all reach out to get our share of…rotten eggs? Seriously? Everyone just stood there, covered in stinky goo, too shocked to move. We all looked at Captain Wits for an explanation. He just smiled and said, “Have you ever seen anything good come out of a Trojan horse?”